Watford Gap Services visit leaves family in financial ruin
A Buckinghamshire family have found themselves on the verge of destitution following a short stop over at Watford Gap Service Station on the M1. Speaking from a community foodbank in Newport Pagnell,...
View ArticlePhilip ‘wants to keep shotgun license’, says hostage
Palace sources say the Duke of Edinburgh has cut a deal with the government and the police, whereby he surrenders his driving license but is allowed to hold on to his shotgun permit. The Duke will be...
View ArticleMan believes yellow fuel warning light is ‘just a suggestion’
A Man has spent his entire life believing that the yellow fuel warning light in his car is just a suggestion he might want to put some fuel in at some point, you know, whenever. 43-year-old human...
View ArticleMan receives warning after driving whilst texting
A 34-year-old sales consultant from Mitcham, Surrey was today officially cautioned by senior Vodafone network staff after being seen driving whilst using his mobile phone. The man was seen ‘texting...
View ArticleMiddle-age men reminisce about non-essential car journeys of yesteryear
Men at a certain stage in life are chewing-up vital family bandwidth by meeting on Zoom to reminisce in detail about memorable non-essential car journeys of yesteryear. From a time before restrictions,...
View ArticleDriving licence ‘unfair’ on those who haven’t got one yet
A human rights watchdog has warned of a ‘two-tier society’ that divides people with driving licences from those who haven’t passed yet, or don’t actually want one. The government is under growing...
View ArticleDad Has ‘Best Holiday Ever’ After Beating SatNav By 3 Minutes
A man has been left ecstatic after arriving at his holiday destination a whole 3 minutes earlier than his SatNav estimated. ‘It has to be one of the best days of my life,’ said Brian, a father of two....
View ArticleMexican standoff at Weston-super-Mare roundabout reaches third day
The drivers of three Nissan Micras who have all been giving way to each other at a mini-roundabout in Weston-Super-Mare have been given emergency rations by concerned locals as their stand-off passes...
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